So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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