Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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