do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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