guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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