Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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