I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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