you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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