i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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