she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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