Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
where am i from again
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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