You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
