I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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