3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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