Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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