Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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