he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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