good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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