Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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