D3 body, D1 cock
plz talk dirty to me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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