it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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