If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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