i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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