is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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