I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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