Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she looked like the before picture.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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