i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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