Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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