I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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