He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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