I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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