doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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