By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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