so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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