I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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