If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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