white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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