honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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