what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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