turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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