Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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