I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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