are you so shy because you have an std?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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