I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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