you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
my mouth tastes like poor choices
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
