how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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