I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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