quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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