Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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