Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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