doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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