You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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