i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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