if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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