Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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