he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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